Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Green mimosas i think yes
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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