i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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