Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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