i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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