You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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