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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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