I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
is it fun? or sober?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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