Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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