worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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