So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My life is pants optional.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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