he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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