just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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