He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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