how hairy? two words: wookie tits
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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