WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize