even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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