i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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