Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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