guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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