she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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