Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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