So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize