the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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