I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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