I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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