I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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