just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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