Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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