just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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