ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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