I'm really into asian looking animals
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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