Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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