i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
