Already got asked if we're dating
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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