Barsexuality is the new black.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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