Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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