so let's talk penis.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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