Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
