I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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