WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Randomize
