Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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