Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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