I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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