What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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