how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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