umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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