we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?