So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.