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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak

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• (845): View more from New York

  I feel like our house is getting pulled over.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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  wow

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO

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• (425): View more from Washington

  For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.

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