i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
