so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I need you to use more vowels.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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