i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just gargled with NyQuil
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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