Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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