sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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