as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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