Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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