sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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