So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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