yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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