Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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